An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
(Source: flyingscotsman, via catchmayifyoucan)
Here’s your ticket. Stick to it, Harry, it is very important. Stick to it.
To the exit by Soe Than Htike
The library of Lord Byron, in his palazzo in Pisa, Italy.
(Source: indecoroustaste.com, via maybefox)
Devils Lake State Pa share moments
"Pretend to Sleep" based loosely on Night Vale episodes
Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf
me to all my friends:
YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself:
you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.
Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via tomhiddlston
(Source: cumbered-cat, via dest-iny-iel)